So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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