Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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