ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
