Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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