In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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