This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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