The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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