to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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I need you to use more vowels.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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