im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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