The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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