what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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