The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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