Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
