All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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