I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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