He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
