I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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