Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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