then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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