Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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