There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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