For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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