We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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