these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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