Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
