I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Are my feet made of real feet?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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