I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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