Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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