i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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