im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Bring me that man meat
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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