I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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