Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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