Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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