I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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