but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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