There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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