Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
