so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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