He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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