I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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