my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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