So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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