Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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