We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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