Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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