Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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