I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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