So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
