Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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