Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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