guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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